Ingredients
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4
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4
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1
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4
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6
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1
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1
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2
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1
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Directions
Ed & Sandi’s Pork Roast and Dumplings W/ Sauerkraut, This is one of my favorite meals handed down from my Italian/Czech grandparents to my father to myself. The latter two individuals are still alive, so we’re claiming credit for it. Who’s gonna argue? It rates scary on the health-O-meter, but who cares?! It’s delicious! Hey, if you want to go exercise, donate to the IRS or volunteer at your local library to alleviate your guilt, go right ahead. I want you to know that I’m usually very stingy with this recipe. Course, that doesn’t mean you’ll like it, but that’s not MY fault! Oh, and just so you know, these are very firm and dense dumplings, not light and fluffy. We prefer these stick-to-your-bones babies. And each bite you take MUST have a bit of sauer kraut, pork and dumpling on it….it’s the LAW. Number of servings is approximate., Have you ever made this with a loin roast instead of a shoulder roast?, This is almost how I make mine, I slit & put the garlic, brown it up in bacon grease take it out add lots of thinly sliced onion, brown them up add the roast back in & add a blob of pork seasoning from Penzey’s, add water, bake until fall apart tender.
My dumpilings are just eggs & flour mixed until a sticky mess then rest for an hour, then on a cutting board & with a butter knife over boiling water drop little pieces until they float.
I always use a can of Bavarian sauerkraut just because I like it sweeter then the regular.
This is a standard NY’s day meal at our house.
A lot of mess & work but so worth it!
A wonderful Slovak meal!
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Steps
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Dumplings: Mix and Knead Flour, Prepared Instant Potatoes and Eggs. See Photo #2 Go on, Fondle That Mass! Add a Little Water If Too Dry or Flour If Too Wet. the Dough Should No Longer Be Sticking Tenaciously to Your Hands or the Board as You Knead. Be Careful not to Add Too Much Flour or Your Dumplings Will Be Too Hard. Use Your Culinary Expertise. If, by Chance, You Have None, Welcome to the Club. Form Dough Into a Loaf See Photo #3 and Set Aside. Go Put the Next Load of Laundry in the Washer and Neglect, as Usual, Folding the Dryer Load Until Someone Complains So Loudly, You Have No Choice but to Submit. |
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2
Done
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Pork Roast: Place Sliced and Now Screaming Garlic Into Slits You've Cut All Over Roast. Season With the Sage and Half of Each of the Following; Caraway Seeds, Salt, Pepper and Onion Powder. Push the Laundry Out of Your Mind. It Really Has No Business Intruding on Your Kitchen Time, Now Does It. |
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Sear in Skillet on All Sides. Remind Yourself to Use the Splatter Guard Next Time You Do This and Turn the Stereo Up Louder to Muffle the Sounds of Self-Flagellating Irritation Ricocheting Through Your Head as You Count the Newly Forming Grease Blisters on Your Hands and Forearms. |
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4
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Put Into Baking Pan and Cook at 450 Degrees For 15-20 Minutes. Unless the Roast Has Quite a Bit of Fat Attached to It, Add Several Pats of Butter on and Around the Roast. Remind Yourself That There Are Others in the House Who, If They Really Appreciated You, Would Be Doing That Laundry. |
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5
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Lower Heat to 375 and Cook For 1.5 Hours. Lower Again After That to 250 For 15 to 30 Minutes to Finish. Meanwhile, Qvc Wants You to Know. youre Worth It! the Diamond Earringsgive In.. |
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6
Done
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Check the Roast Occasionally and Baste With Rendered Fat, Adding Butter If Needed, but Don't Tell Your Doctor or at Least Don't Mention Our Names. |
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7
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Resume Dumpling Production While Roast Cooks: Cut Across Loaf of Dough at 1" Intervals See Photo #4. Roll Into Cylindrical Shapes About 1" in Diameter X 3-4" Long. |
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8
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Boil Several at a Time, but Don't Overcrowd, in a Large Pot Until They Float Like -- Well, Like Things That Float. Make Sure They Don't Stick to the Bottom While Boiling. Cut Into a Cylinder to Check For Uniform Doneness. the Color/Shade Should Be the Same Throughout the Thickness of the Dumpling. Remove the Remainder of the Dumplings and Cut Each Into 1/2" Slices, Setting Them Aside in Large Bowl. Finish Boiling/Slicing All Dumpling Cylinders. |
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9
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What Laundry?. |
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10
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Meanwhile: Cook the Drained Sauerkraut With Salt, Pepper, the Remaining Caraway Seeds, We Like Lots! and Dried Onion Flakes on Medium Heat With 1 Tablespoon Butter Until Lightly Browned, Stirring Occasionally. If Your Mother in Law Is Present, Notice How She Periodically Cuts Her Eyes Toward You in the Kitchen -- in Essence, back Seat Cooking. If She Tries to Take Over, Asking If She Can "help You", Suddenly Remember the Laundry. Laugh Internally as She Slumps Toward the Laundry Room. |
