Ingredients
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4
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2
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1/2
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2
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4
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1
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2/3
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3
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3
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Directions
Ferris Wheel Chicken Salad, From my State Fair of Texas Prize winning recipes cookbook, September 1990 I’m a simple person I only go to the State Fair to tour food hall exhibits, drink warm beer & eat funnel cake Then I’m through DH, on the other hand, likes to experience life extremely from atop large whirly things He shamed me ( had the nerve to call me chicken!) into riding the tallest Ferris Wheel in North America, the 212 foot Texas Star After standing in line for 3 days, we boarded the monster along with his brother & wife And off we go WHEEEEEE After 1/4 revolution (maybe less), I hit my panic quotient Rather than making a screaming scene, I casually slipped down to the floor of the car, curled into the fetal position & perused my newly acquired cookbook; a real feat with closed eyes Every now & again, I might have moaned softly but I’m sure they all thought I was really into some great sounding recipe; not afraid or anything During the 2 weeks we spent suspended at the top awaiting our turn to disembark, I was enticed by Oh, look at that view Snakelike, I slithered up on the seat, saw Las Vegas & promptly swooned back to the floor where I rationally inserted SIL’s ankle into my mouth as a bite block just in case I went into convulsions (It might have been downtown Dallas that I saw but I’m pretty sure it was LV because I think I saw the sun glint off Wayne Newton’s teeth ) I’m quite positive that no one was the slightest bit suspicious when, at ground level once again, I was pulled from the car & carried off fireman style Bet he never calls me chicken again! I showed him the strong stuff I’m made of!, I haven’t made the salad yet, but I too, am giving it 5 stars for the story! Thanks for making me LOL and make tears run down my face!!, I haven’t tried the recipe yet but it sounds great I am giving 5 stars for making me laugh out loud at work This was too funny now I can show my friends and family your story so they won’t try to trick me on that monster wheel at the State Fair
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Steps
1
Done
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In a Jar With a Tight Fitting Lid, Combine Olive Oil, Lime Juice, Cumin & Garlic. Cap Jar & Whirl It Around, Like a Ferris Wheel, Till Well Mixed. or Use a More Traditional Method and Shake Till Combined (the Jar, I Mean). |
2
Done
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Combine Cilantro, Tomatoes, Onion & Chicken in a Medium Bowl. |
3
Done
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Pour the Whirled Dressing Over & Toss to Coat. |
4
Done
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Spoon Into Nice, Green (kind of the Color of My Face on a Tall Whirly Thing) Avocado Halves & Serve Immediately. |
5
Done
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Makes 6 Single Servings. |
6
Done
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Cooks Notes: Cook Time Does not Include Getting the Chicken to the Shredding Phase. |