Ingredients
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6
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Directions
Hot Fried Non-Nudist Peanuts, You’ll never find these wee buggers in the munchies aisle of your favourite supermarket!, I just made these, and they really are tasty! I made one batch with cayenne pepper and one with just seasoned salt The spicy ones have just a nice kick to them! I really enjoyed reading the directions! Funniest recipe I have ever read! I am going to serve these at a jewellery party I am having this Saturday I will let you know how they go over! I know I like them! Thanks so much for sharing!, Amazing! Both the recipe and your directions! Thanks for the laugh and the yummy non-nudist peanuts, Millie!
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Steps
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1
Done
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Take Off the Peanuts Clothes Do This After the Kids Have Gone to Bed So That They Are not Aware of Any Indecent Behaviour in Your House. |
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Done
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Throw Their Clothes in the Trash They Wont Ever Be Needing Them Again. |
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Done
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Deep-Fry the Now-Naked Nuts, For Only a Minute or Two, in a Wire Basket in Oil Thats as Hot as a Chinese Fire-Cracker on the 4th of July. |
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Done
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Drain the Now-not-So-Naked but Badly-Sunburned Nuts For Just a Few Seconds in the Wire Basket Dont Be a Woos and Use Anything Absorbent For This Purpose. |
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Done
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While They Are Still Very Warm and Oily, Sprinkle Them With Sea Salt and Cayenne Pepper, and Shake Them Up So That They All Get Coated. |
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6
Done
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Store Them in Sterile or Very Clean Glass Jars With Tight-Fitting Lids. |
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Done
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Optional Pop a Stick of Cinnamon or a Few Whole Cloves in Each Jar. |
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Optional Fool Your Family and/or Guests by Putting Them in an Empty Planters (or Other Brand) Peanuts Jar That Is Labelled honey-Roasted and Then Watch Their Faces as They Munch on Something That Tastes Nothing Like What They Expected! |
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Serve With Cocktails or Ice-Cold Beer. |
