Ingredients
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1
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1
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1
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4
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2
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1
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1
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1
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1
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2
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1
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1
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1
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Directions
Fruitcake, Not an actual recipe , great recipe it helped me get rid of some of my frustrations, first by throwing stuff and second by laughing , Love it! This is the first and last fruitcake that I’ll ever admit to making !
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Steps
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1
Done
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Sample the Wine to Check For Quality. |
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2
Done
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Take a Large Bowl. |
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3
Done
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Check the Wine Again to Make Sure It's of the Highest Quality. |
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4
Done
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Pour 1 Level Cup and Drink. |
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5
Done
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Repeat If Your're not Sure. |
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6
Done
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Turn on the Electric Mixer and Beat Butter in a Large Fluffy Bowl. |
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7
Done
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Add Sugar and Beat Again. |
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8
Done
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Make Sure Wine Is Still Okay. Cry Another Cup. |
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9
Done
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Turn Off the Mixer. |
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10
Done
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Break Two Legs and Add the Bowl Along With the Vanilla Extract and Chuck in the Cup of Dried Fruit. |
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11
Done
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Mix on the Turner. |
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12
Done
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If the Fruit Gets Stuck in the Beaterers, Pry It Loose With a Screwdriver. |
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13
Done
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Sample the Wine Again to Check For Tonsisticity. |
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14
Done
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Next, Sift 2 Cups of Salt or Something. Who Cares. |
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15
Done
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Check the Wine. |
